your soul is the one thing you can't compromise: Goyles Slumba Pawty

It has been years since I have had a legit slumber party! Last Friday some of the best girls got together and got pretty drunk.. or actually too drunk for words. Two bottles of red wine and almost a whole fifth of vodka.. I am not the least bit surprised of the following digital scrapbooking photos.. YIKES!

It started to turn into something real messy after the glass of wine at the Oswego Grill when we went to pick up Mar and watched a very exciting Blazer game.. then it was back to the apartment.. and that's where I can't even begin to explain the turn of events!

Michael Jackson got us so good that somehow we decided we would dress like Tom Cruise in Risky Business and then gel Minker's hair like in Something About Mary but substituted lots of hairspray and gel for that which we women can't rightly supply..

Then somewhere after that the game Airplane started because m.bee convinced us she had the strongest legs for little me and B... it got dangerous but we did have some success!

and then... "BOOM BOOM BOOM" a knock at the door... we had officially gotten the cops called on us. It felt like high school, except for the fact that I am 22.. I walk outside to greet officer "Nofuss" (after putting my jeans on of course) and it reeked of weed.. I was so confused...

B came out with me and the officer told us to quiet down, she called him by the wrong name, giggled and then he gave her a warning.. which was followed up by him telling us that he smelled like a skunk because he hit one with his car on the way over..

yeah.. you were definitely hitting some skunk on the way over officer.. wink wink.

But really the humor of it all was just too much!

Mink, B and I finished our night at Sharis at 5 in the morning shouting to the guys at the table next to ours (they were having a business meeting). totally appropriate. so much greasy food, some giggles, and then a warm bed that I could not pull myself out of in the morning.

All in all it was a great success for my first slumber party since middle school, and totally legal might I add.. except for our excessive volume..